Prepare for a Serious Snack Attack: 14 Discontinued Treats We’re Still Dreaming About (And Why They NEED to Come Back)

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Prepare for a Serious Snack Attack: 14 Discontinued Treats We’re Still Dreaming About (And Why They NEED to Come Back)
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Certain snacks make so much of an impression on our childhood that their absence seems almost intimate. They weren’t simply something we consumed they were a component of birthday celebrations, school lunches, and lazy afternoons of TV time. When manufacturers removed them from store shelves, it was as if someone hit pause on our favorite recollections. Nowadays, we’re taking a trip back to the forgotten treasures.

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1. Oreo Cakesters

Oreo is always going to be a classic, but when the brand introduced Oreo Cakesters in 2007, it was completely life-altering. Picture all you adore about Oreos the chocolate, the cream, the nostalgia but in soft, cake-like sandwich form. They weren’t cookies anymore; they were rich little treats that made lunchboxes special.

Unfortunately, Cakesters disappeared in 2012, leaving only memories (and petitions for Nabisco to resurrect them). Fortunately, Oreo temporarily resurrected them in 2022, but they’re still not stocked widely. For snackers everywhere, that’s unfinished business.

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2. Planters Cheez Balls

The neon-orange dust. The crunchy satisfaction. The manner in which they transformed your fingers into miniature orange paintbrushes. Planters Cheez Balls were snacks they were a ’90s rite of passage.

These cheese puffs tasted like something that had managed to be sharper, tangier, and more addictive than everything else lined up on the shelf. They were not just consumed; they were sucked down whole canisters by gamers, movie watchers, and kids in the back of the family minivan.

They were begged to return by fans for years, and in 2018, Planters finally paid attention to them with a limited re-release. They sold out immediately, so it was clear that the craze was genuine. Unfortunately, they still have not come back as a standard product.

3. Keebler Magic Middles

If you’re a child of the ’80s or early ’90s, odds are that you recall the wee Keebler elves in their factory, toiling away in the kitchen to create something wondrous. Keebler Magic Middles were shortbread cookies with a chocolatey, melty surprise inside. Bite into the buttery cookie exterior, and you’d strike melty fudge.

They tasted fancy, near-fantasy, and they vanished far too quickly. To children, they were the ultimate treat after school; to parents, they were the simple bribe to silence us for five minutes.

4. Butterfinger BB’s

In the mid-’90s, Butterfinger bestowed upon us the best candy upgrade ever: Butterfinger BB’s. Rather than one large bar, you received bite-sized pieces of crispity, crunchy peanut-buttery chocolate. They were ideal for smuggling into movie theaters or handing over to friends   although let’s be real, no one actually wanted to share.

Commercials featuring Bart Simpson made them hipper. Children pleaded with parents to buy them at checkout counters, and trading BB’s at school lunch was essentially playground money. By the mid-2000s, however, they vanished, leaving fans in dismay.

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5. Dunkaroos

If childhood had an official snack food, it would probably be Dunkaroos. These packs of cookies and frosting were lunchbox gold. You didn’t merely consume Dunkaroos   you did a ritual: dunk, swirl, load up with frosting, then lick the container clean.

They vanished in the U.S. in 2012, heartbreaking an entire generation of snack enthusiasts. But the internet just wouldn’t shut up about them, and after years of campaigning, General Mills resurfaced them in 2020. Yet, numerous people claim the new version isn’t as good as the original ones we grew up with.

6. 3D Doritos

Back in the late ’90s, Doritos chose to think beyond the bag and introduced us to 3D Doritos. They were crunchy, puffed-up, hollow little cones with the same zesty flavors of Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch but with a totally different texture.

Munching on them was playful   they weren’t chips, they were snack toys. Friends used to blow them onto fingers, crunch them individually, and discuss if the 3D one was better than the flat original.

Although Doritos brought them back for a short while in 2021, the launch was small scale. Fans are still hoping for a full return until this day.

7. Squeezits

Prior to juice pouch domination, we were enjoying Squeezits   fruity, colorful drinks in playful, twisty plastic bottles. Part of the enjoyment was twisting the bottle until it created that small “whoosh” sound before glugging it down.

They were available in zany colors and goofy names such as Chucklin’ Cherry and Silly Billy Strawberry. And yes, if you froze them, they were immediately the best homemade popsicles of the summer.

By the early 2000s, they were gone, leaving Kool-Aid and Capri Sun to take over the shelves. But for kids of the ’90s, nothing else has ever felt as fun.

8. Munch ’ems

If crackers and chips had a baby, you’d get Munch ’ems. These baked snacks were super crunchy, full of flavor, and somehow lighter than potato chips, making them dangerously easy to eat by the handful.

They were introduced in pungent flavors such as sour cream and onion, cheddar, and ranch, and because of their small size, they were ideal for snacking during long road trips or slipping into classrooms. Folks still reminisce about how addictive they were   the type of snack that you’d say to yourself “just one more” and before you knew it, the bag was empty.

9. Hidden Treasures Cereal

Saturday mornings in the ’90s were not complete without cartoons and a cereal bowl. And General Mills’ Hidden Treasures were something else: crunchy, little squares that sometimes contained fruit-flavored filling within.

That “sometimes” was the highlight each spoonful was a surprise. Would you have a plain square or a burst of cherry, orange, or grape? It made breakfast into a game, so many kids were so fixated on it.
Unfortunately, it only lasted for about three years before being removed from shelves, but its legend endures today in cereal enthusiast forums.

10. Fruit String Thing

Forget fruit roll-ups the coolest ’90s snack was Fruit String Thing. The snack consisted of long, peelable ropes that could be untangled, stretched, or twisted into shapes and shapes before being consumed. Half the fun was messing around with your food.

They were chewy, sweet, and full of fruit flavor. Moms appreciated them because they were sold as “fruit snacks,” but children adored them because they tasted like something you could play with. If you took one to school, you became the most popular person at lunch.

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11. KFC Potato Wedges

Not all abandoned snacks resided in the snack aisle. A few resided at fast food counters, such as KFC’s Potato Wedges. For years, these crunchy, seasoned, thick-cut french fries were the sidekick supreme to fried chicken.

While skinny fries were all about minimal potato and minimum crunch, wedges offered more potato, more crunch, and of course that seasoned coating to make them irresistible. Devotees adored dunking them into gravy or just consuming them straight from the box. When KFC substituted them with normal fries in 2020, there was huge backlash   and it hasn’t ceased ever since.

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12. Nabisco Swiss Cheese Crackers

This is a deeper cut, but if you recall them, you do. Nabisco Swiss Cheese Crackers were hole-punched, crunchy crackers that resembled slices of Swiss cheese. They were tangy, nutty-tasting in a way that nothing else has ever equaled.

They were great after-school treats and complemented utterly ridiculously with cold soda. Unfortunately, Nabisco phased them out in the early 2000s, and they’ve been trying to find dupes ever since.

Final Thoughts

Snacks aren’t only food they’re tiny bits of memory. Each of these long-lost treats had a piece of fun, comfort, and nostalgia that can’t be replicated. Although some have made temporary comebacks, most are trapped in snack history, leaving enthusiasts to hope that they’ll ever be able to taste them again.

Until then, we’ll just keep swapping stories, digging through eBay for unopened packages (yes, people really do that), and hoping one day these childhood favorites make a permanent comeback.

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